i would rather sail than do anything.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

don't do it...don't do it....


well well well.

i have here in my midst a tarantula. i have also an assistant principal at the end of the hallway in her office. ahem. what to do, what to do? i cannot help but think what the possibilities are here. what is she gonna do, FIRE ME? (tee hee hee!) and i am sure that we could win at least $100,000 on america's funniest home videos. not to mention the WORLD'S funniest video. hmm. i guess i'd better not. but i'm still tempted.

GOSH, life is full of tuff choices!!!!! hope i make the right one here....

2 comments:

Krazy Karl (I ain't dead yet) said...

Tarantula torture cell comes to mind for me... The real problem is tarantulas are just too unreliable. Might I suggest a scorpion???

sailfish said...

karl, you are full of good ideas. anyhoo, i wasn't trying to poison her, just wanted to see the look on her face and maybe see a puddle on the floor. that would have been PRICELESS. :)